A new fella in town walks into a pub and orders 3 drinks. He has a sip from one, then the other, then the third, and so on until all 3 beers are gone. Does the same thing everyday. Finally after a few weeks the curious bartender asks why he drinks that way. He replies, "Well I have one, plus two for me brothers back in Scotland." After about 2 months of his routine, the man walks in and orders just 2 beers. The bartender says to the guy, "I'm sorry did something happen to one of your brothers?"



"Nah," he says, "I've just given up drinking is all...."