So often asked

[Hellequin]

My new reply when attractive young women ask is " for $5.00 I'll tell you, for $10.00 I'll show you and for $20.00 I'll let you find out for yourself! If in the event that they are drop dead gorgeous it is $30.00, it's all I can afford to pay!

I use $2, $5, and "if they buy the next round" for that one. I guess I'm cheap! Although I have gotten a few free rounds!