Quote Originally Posted by piperdbh View Post
If you got fries with curds and gravy on your chef's hat, you need more than a napkin: you need a helmet!

How's that for some speedy translating?
"Chef's hat"? I've never seen a chef - on duty, at least - wearing a touque. On the hand, I have actually seen someone get ketchup in his hair and on his face when his kid grabbed a couple of french fries a little too enthusiastically. Had it been poutine it would have been messier still. Doubtless the dad wished his curls had been covered by a hat of some sort.