Quote Originally Posted by artificer View Post
The correct answer to "are you Irish?" is:

To put on a shifty look, lean in toward them, and in a quiet voice ask back "Why, you're not after me pot 'o gold, are ye?". Then hit them soundly on the noggin with any available walking stick you have to hand. An umbrella will do in a pinch.

When they're laying there on the ground you'll have time to explain the origins of the kilt. Since they're stunned and semi-conscious, you can expound 'til your heart is content (or the local constabulary starts taking an interest). Then, leg it.

ith:

ha ha ha i about had coffee come out of my nose lol.