What would you say?

[Barry]

I recently bought a new all black kilt. All my friends, family, neighbours and acquaintances are used to me in kilts as I am kilted 90% of the time.

However, the all black kilt seems to have thrown them. I'm getting questions such as: "Why black?", "What tartan is that?" (yes, really), "Is that a scottish kilt?" and so on.

I've run out of replies.

What would you say?