All right dadnabit! I went to the farmer's market and bought two large bags of dried, red chili peppers.

I'm going to eat them all in memory of New Mexico, the Ancient Ones, and that time in seventh grade I drank a small bottle of Tabasco sauce on a dare for fifty cents to buy an Orange Crush soda.

The burn remains the same!
So there!!

It will probably help with my allergies too...