Quote Originally Posted by Spartan Tartan View Post
touche AZWildcat...I didn't look enough. But to be clear, I do NOT have said shirt. I think I will go chop down a tree and build a fort now to assert my manliness...I will, of course, be wearing a kilt while chopping and building. Oh, and to bring this back on topic, I will be wearing my steel toed boots too.
Just go wrestle a bear, just for fun, then grill a huge steak for lunch, have bacon as a side dish, and wash it down with a scotch and a big cigar! That should guaranty retention of the man-card.