it's supposed to be a white wedding right?

[madmacs]

What if we made these amendments...

1. Black braiding and piping on the jacket (still a white jacket)
2. Black tassels on the sporran
3. Black fringe on the kilt's apron.

Would anyone like it then or would it still be 'hideously white'?

I think apart from the fact that white stays white for about 30 seconds in my experience, that about the only person i can see pulling it off is a celebrity...