What a numpty. Listen to him winge on...

It's itchy.
It's hard to wear.
It's heavy.
I'm scared a draft will show people my bits.
It's hot in summer.
It's cold in winter.
Women seem to like it. ?!?!?
Whine, Whine, Whine.

I guess we know who likes khaki Dockers, don't we?

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