So the conversation went something like this:
(walking in the door at 7:00 am, coming home from work)
Wife: 'Morning, dear.
Me: 'Morning
Wife: How was your night?
Me: pretty good. Jobs weren't too bad on time, so my efficiency was pretty good. A few gravy jobs. (I'm a machinist)
Wife: Good. Kids are upstairs getting dressed and we're headed out shopping for school stuff.
Me: Alright. By the way, did I mention I bought a motorcycle?
Wife: ...
Me: It's in the barn.
Wife ...
Me: I got a really good deal on it.
Wife: And how much life insurance do you have again?