Supernatural anyone?

[MacMillan of Rathdown]

Phosphorescentfart is a lesser-known supernatural phenomenon, usually detected by "sensitives" by sound or smell, but sometimes caught on camera. It most often occurs in the presence of dogs or cats, and is sometimes associated with elderly persons. This is discussed at some length in the book "Das Stille Mist" by August Trausserkoff, published in 1939. An English language translation entitled "Offending the Senses" was privately published in England (sadly without the illustrations) by Sir John Bowles-Skiddmarque in 1958. Copies occasionally turn up on ebay. Phosphorescentfarts may be confused by some as a form of ectoplasm, but the two are dissimilar in their manifestation, as Trausserkoff was at pains to point out.