Quote Originally Posted by Jay View Post
Honestly, don't wear the kilt. Within 10 seconds of your arrival it will be all about you. I know this isn't your intent but, unfortunately, this is the outcome.

Basic dress pants can be picked up at Target or Walmart for $20. Add a tie to your existing collared shirt and you are funeral ready.
I don't think a woman wearing a kilt would attract the attention that a man wearing one would.