Always love a good airport security story. Pre 911 when security was less intense I always seemed to set the Seattle alarms off no matter what. Just to spite them I was going to get studded leather undies and make them search me.

This past summer climbing I had 6LB, or two large ziplock bags of home made granola. It is held tight together with peanut butter, honey and molassas. It took a bit of talking, two or three passes under xray and a drug scan to make them realize I didnt have drugs or C4. Isnt flying always fun.

Cant say though that Ive had the fortune of sitting next to a celeb.