Need to know how polite you are to people who are....curious

[MizzouScotsman]

I try to be about as polite as the questioner. But let's face, it is inherently an impolite question, if asking about the person being asked, and not kilties in general. Rude or challenging questions/comments get rude/challenging answers. The one thing I never do is actually answer. I know. Michele knows. G-d knows. No one else needs to know.

I think I shall add that to my things to say, "My wife knows, God knows but I'm not sure you need to know." Thanks

[McElmurry]

I have only been asked the question twice now but "a gentleman never tells" worked well both times.

As far as the skirt comment I have been working on saying "it is not a skirt, it is a schkeeirt" in my best Sean Connery accent which is terrible and is bound to confuse.

I did have a woman say she liked my purse. She then asked the correct name for it and how to spell it.