Cleaning beer from a kilt

[MNlad]

Step #1: Remove kilt
Step #2: Wring kilt over beer glass
Step #3: Re-don kilt
Step #4: Finish serving beer tent patron
Step #5: If patron complains about fuzz in his beer, remind him that wool adds natural fiber to the diet
Step #6: Duck thrown beer glass
int:

[chewse]

Thanks all for the advice....my priorities at the beer stand will be: 1). protect my kilt at all cost and 2). serve the hordes of thirsty patrons. Hope I don’t have any conflicts in these priorities…

[MNlad]

Sounds like you've got your priorities in order. Just add "have some fun" to the mix. To keep in the spirit of things, you could stick a kilt pin in your apron and replace your sgian dubh with a bottle opener. Enjoy.

[Dale Seago]

To keep in the spirit of things, you could stick a kilt pin in your apron and replace your sgian dubh with a bottle opener. Enjoy.

I have an opener like this, which most observers seeing it in my stocking would assume was a stag-handled sgian:

http://images.search.yahoo.com/image...uf6j&fr=mcafee

[flyrod6057]

I will attest to the fact that a kilt can handle beer... You might reek of barley and hops, but the kilt will be none the worse for wear.

[Green Dragon]

Step #1: Remove kilt
Step #2: Wring kilt over beer glass
Step #3: Re-don kilt
Step #4: Finish serving beer tent patron
Step #5: If patron complains about fuzz in his beer, remind him that wool adds natural fiber to the diet
Step #6: Duck thrown beer glass
int:

I like this and will have to remember it the next time I volunteer at an event. Although plastic solo cups should not hurt too much.