Cleaning beer from a kilt

[Green Dragon]

Step #1: Remove kilt
Step #2: Wring kilt over beer glass
Step #3: Re-don kilt
Step #4: Finish serving beer tent patron
Step #5: If patron complains about fuzz in his beer, remind him that wool adds natural fiber to the diet
Step #6: Duck thrown beer glass
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I like this and will have to remember it the next time I volunteer at an event. Although plastic solo cups should not hurt too much.