HELP How do you get in a car?

[Michael Flemming]

Entering a car is somewhat easier on the kilt in Australia and Great Britian than in most of the rest of the world. Using the instructions offered above, you turn your legs in the opposite direction of knife pleats when you swing them into the vehicle thereby smoothing the pleats rather than creasing them.

I knew there had to be a reason why Brits drive on the wrong side of the road!!!

Does that mean that in the US we should be pleating in the other direction???