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8th August 17, 02:47 PM
#541
 Originally Posted by Mikilt
Pasta in hell is served al Dante.
Yes, and cold, clumped together, and with Ragu! 
JMB
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8th August 17, 06:02 PM
#542
It is said the only two certainties in life are death and taxes. That's why the Devil created the Inferno Revenue Service.
" Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -
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31st August 17, 03:39 PM
#543
When someone tells you to hold your horses, they're really asking you to be stable.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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1st September 17, 04:27 AM
#544
Originally Posted by Blupiper
Yes, and cold, clumped together, and with Ragu!
JMB
I'd still heat it.
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1st September 17, 02:59 PM
#545
The scotsman
A Scotsman visits a friend in Canada. He is very impressed by the size of everything around him. Then he goes to sleep and when he wakes the next morning he draws back the curtains and gets the shock of a lifetime. On the other side of the glass is a gigantic animal staring back at him! "Don't be afraid!" His host tells him. "It's just a Moose!" Startled the Scotsman turns to his host and says "Och weel noo if that's a moose, I dinna want to see yer cat!" 😜
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3rd September 17, 01:43 PM
#546
Transcendental pilots fly on a different plane
I get paid to complain. It's how I pay my rant
Eating only meat goes against the grain
For my worn-out 1900s suit, it was rag time
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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4th September 17, 05:35 AM
#547
The apprentice to the pastry chef was his dough-minion
His mouthwash collection was in mint condition
Today I broke my thumb. On the other hand, I’m fine
I am afraid that if I am reincarnated as a bat, I won't get the hang of it.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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8th September 17, 06:26 PM
#548
I know a woman who really loves apple juice. She's always got a glass be cider.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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9th September 17, 04:09 PM
#549
Since childhood I've collected fans—hand fans, window fans, ceiling fans, cooling fans, furnace fans, etc. The wife accuses me of being a fan addict.
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16th September 17, 10:42 AM
#550
Defining the color yellow is hard when examples are medi-ochre
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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