Your worst puns

**uncle remus** · 17th September 17, 10:24 AM

I'm going to start a hume security company called "sure-lock homes"

**Mikilt** · 17th September 17, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by uncle remus

I'm going to start a hume security company called "sure-lock homes"

I am going to market a Do-It Yourself surgery kit for people who don't want to pay for hospitals. It's called "Suture self"

**Profane James** · 17th September 17, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Mikilt

I am going to market a Do-It Yourself surgery kit for people who don't want to pay for hospitals. It's called "Suture self"

On fire tonight! Copyright TM baby!

**uncle remus** · 18th September 17, 04:48 PM

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y

**uncle remus** · 18th September 17, 04:50 PM

I recently got some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

**uncle remus** · 18th September 17, 04:51 PM

some aquatic animals escaped from the zoo it was otter chaos

**Mikilt** · 18th September 17, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by uncle remus

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y

6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy

**uncle remus** · 18th September 17, 04:57 PM

my friend drove his expensive car into a tree last night. Now he has a mercedes benz

**Mikilt** · 20th September 17, 06:38 PM

You can't plant seeds if you haven't botany.

**Mikilt** · 21st September 17, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by uncle remus

my friend drove his expensive car into a tree last night. Now he has a mercedes benz

I'll bet that was a day of wreckoning.

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