Mauled!

[Famous Willie]

A couple of Fridays ago when I was driving my Seniors to their Day Programme, one lady that I used to take who goes with another driver now, saw me in my Kilt and immediately went for the Apron and decided to see if I was wearing anything underneath. I as quick as I could, went on the defensive to keep the Secret..

I know this is the exception to the rule, most ladies give the approving nod or smile and continue on. Some will actually comment that they like a fellow in a Kilt. As for one lady that asked me what I had under my kilt, I replied "I have under my Kilt, what every other fellow has under his kilt".. To which a fellow in the room laughed and said they liked my reply...