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  1. 16th September 17, 11:35 AM #551
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    The photographer took pictures of me in a cornfield

    But he cropped me out.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  3. 16th September 17, 03:28 PM #552
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    Does that make you a crop failure or did you just not make the cut?
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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  5. 16th September 17, 03:34 PM #553
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    My friend was ordained a priest and he started running marathons.

    I guess he only runs when chaste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MNlad View Post
    Does that make you a crop failure or did you just not make the cut?
    I'd either be a great farmer or a great mathematics teacher because I am pro-tractor.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    My wife planted her garden on top of an old merry-go-round. She likes to rotate her crops.
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    I'm going to start a hume security company called "sure-lock homes"
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle remus View Post
    I'm going to start a hume security company called "sure-lock homes"
    I am going to market a Do-It Yourself surgery kit for people who don't want to pay for hospitals. It's called "Suture self"
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle remus View Post
    I'm going to start a hume security company called "sure-lock homes"
    This is genius - trademark immediately!
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    I am going to market a Do-It Yourself surgery kit for people who don't want to pay for hospitals. It's called "Suture self"
    On fire tonight! Copyright TM baby!
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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    I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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