I am five foot five, I wear a size 12 to 15 ring, and my fingers aint fat. My neck is as big as some peoples' waists. There are those that claim I don't have a neck... What do you think is holding my head to my shoulders? (Some say bolts) I have 14 to 16 inch biceps. Currently, my chest measures 56 inches, my waist 44 to 45 inches, and my hips at 46. 22 inch thighs, and 18 to 20 inch calves. I tip the scales currently right at 200 pounds. While I still have a slight gut, I have shed most of my excess fat. (I used to tip the scales at over 350 pounds) If I can get my self down to say, a 38 to 40 inch waist, I will be perfectly happy and will be done with shedding all my excess baggage.

And now you can see why I have a hard time finding clothes that fit me properly. They do not make comfortable clothes for shambling brutes. They do not make cookie cutter clothing for ogres. Kilts have been a Godsend for me. PV, acrylic, wool, whatever, so long as I can cover my hairy ogre **** when I go outside. I scare the public in general enough as it is.