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24th February 06, 09:46 AM
#21
In all seriousness, warn the questioner off with:
Be verrryy careful... Objects under the kilt are larger than they appear!
(source: Ackwell)
"Listen Men.... You are no longer bound down to the unmanly dress of the Lowlander." 1782 Repeal.
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24th February 06, 11:44 AM
#22
 Originally Posted by Freelander Sporrano
A fav of mine is
An airfield..........Wait for puzzled look.........Two Hangers and a nightfighter
 :rolleyes:
that one was one of my favs. thanks lads and well responded. the links were good to.
i seem to cop the question ALOT. and from all walks too. maybe because i'm a musician and often wear it to gigs. and i'm a drummer at that so i'm generally "keeping it a family show" as i tell em. and in the six or so months of wearing i reckon i've been grabbed at least three times! last time was from this old girl who'd been drinking all arv.crickey.
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24th February 06, 12:05 PM
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24th February 06, 12:08 PM
#24
One good response is "The usual."
But my normal is "Shoes and socks."
In all honesty, I don't get asked very often, and usually when I do they're people I know or am aquainted with.
An uair a théid an gobhainn air bhathal 'se is feàrr a bhi réidh ris.
(When the smith gets wildly excited, 'tis best to agree with him.)
Kiltio Ergo Sum.
I Kilt, therefore I am. -McClef
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24th February 06, 12:43 PM
#25
some newies...
http://www.scotweb.co.uk/underthekilt/conclusion.html
http://www.shirleypipeband.com/pipeunder.htm
and : For one dollar, I'll tell you. For five dollars, I'll show you. For ten dollars, you can find out for yourself.
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24th February 06, 04:03 PM
#26
Depending on if a man or woman is askins-"Same as you/your boyfriend, just bigger"
The polite get responses, the obnoxious get ignored, and pretty women at the right time and place get "Lets find a quiet corner and play show me yours-show you mine"
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I Bow To Beer Pressure
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24th February 06, 05:11 PM
#27
Originally Posted by James
To deign any response only perpetuates the problem: ignore such questions, rather than stooping to their level.
Dignity rather than a response.
James.
Bravo! Well said, James.
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24th February 06, 08:49 PM
#28
I base my response on the person asking and their tone.
My older brother said: "another dress?" I said yep, I've got the legs for it.
Gotta remember that airfield line ....
CT - boots and socks, my dear, boots and socks.
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24th February 06, 11:10 PM
#29
Replys
Ok depending on the situation I have replied with.....
What's under your kilt?
"The Pride of Washington"
"Not much but I am proud to share"
and a few others.......
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25th February 06, 11:55 AM
#30
Another good one is "Far more than you can handle, I assure you."
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