RESPONSES to -What's up yer kilt?!

[Riverkilt]

Sorta related,

Last weekend went into the local hardware store intent on buying furnace filters.

First words out of the young male staff's mouth was, "Where's your bagpipes" Was said with a teasing attitude.

I looked him in the eye and said, "Under me kilt."

He blushed bright red and led me to the furnace filters after I asked where they were.

Ron

[Kilted KT]

Sorta related,

First words out of the young male staff's mouth was, "Where's your bagpipes" Was said with a teasing attitude.

I looked him in the eye and said, "Under me kilt."

I'll have to use that next time I get asked about the bagpipes!