A bad night kilting,

[beloitpiper]

Sounds like a good night! You'll have some wonderful adventures in your kilt.

[JimB]

Yes, it sounds like a very good night!
It takes a real man to wear a kilt. Only a small one to poke fun at it, which this fellow found out.

[Jimmy the Celt]

I feel more comfortable and confident out and about kilted than I do in trousers. Most people are at least aware of what a kilt is; unfortunately, there are morons among them as well.

[mbhandy]

It also takes a great deal of courage to admit you opened your mouth and inserted you foot.

MrBill

[McClef]

At least the guy was gracious enough to apologise and learned a lesson or two.

That isn't always the case!