it wuz nocht!

a wee bang wuz a'....

" houses shaking violently" muckle exaggeration that is!

it shuid nae bae allowed tae bae ca'ed an earthquake unless it is o'er 5 oan the Richter scale...

an Robin... ya hush oop aboot stills blowin'....

ai dinnae need nay excise men snoopin roon!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: