Target of curiosity.

[Riverkilt]

Well, there's an idea for our t-shirt makers.

something like...Kilted Men use the Urinal Proudly...with a sketch of a kilted man at the urinal....there seem to be a number of photos along that line.

Maybe, just for effect, the figure should have a Claymore slung across his back...

Ron

[Dreadbelly]

Or holding the claymore in front of him in his hands, and standing six feet (claymore length) away from the urinal.

Caption under shirt would read: "Give me room!"

[Warlock]