I... Can't knit really. What knitting I do I usually do on a rake loom.

And I can't read patterns. Gobblety gook.

I really need to learn how to knit proper and then see if I can just wing it.

Would it suprise anybody to know what I do all of my crochet work by just eyeball and freehand? It's freaked a few people out at the craft store that I am pattern impaired.