I Love St. Patrick's Day, but...

[Raphael]

I am never a big fan of green beer. Give me the real stuff or give me a soda.

I didn't care much about St Patrick's day when I was younger. But St. Patrick's day gave us, the Vancouverites, a reason to celebrate.

[arrogcow]

I am never a big fan of green beer. Give me the real stuff or give me a soda.

I didn't care much about St Patrick's day when I was younger. But St. Patrick's day gave us, the Vancouverites, a reason to celebrate.

At the annual world beer conference the Presidents of Budwiser, Miller, Coors and Guinness got to chatting and deciced to head to a pub.

The waitress came, and the pres of Bud says, "Give me a Budwiser, the king of beers."

The pres of Miller says, "I'll take a Miller High Life, the Champaige of beers."

the pres of Coors says, "Give me a Silver Bullet, the taste of the Rocky Mts."

The Pres of Guinness says, "Give me a coke."

Once the waitress leaves, the others ask, "Why a coke."

the pres of Guinness says," well if you fellas aren't drinking, why should I."

Adam