Quote Originally Posted by auld argonian View Post
He was a very in-yer-face kind of guy so he began the practice of (I am not kidding about this) painting his...ahem...posterior kelly green on St. Patricks Day and proudly exhibiting it to anyone who came into his saloon and made a disparaging remark about his Polish-ness.
Sounds like this is right up his alley (may offend - don't click it if you're easily offended.)