At the post office this morning

[Tartan Hiker]

OK, so here's what we need to do. We get as many kilties as possible, and send them into your post office one at a time, spaced 5-10 minutes apart, to buy stamps.

First guy goes in. Guards will immediately say something like "There's this other guy that wears a kilt in here". He claims to know nothing about it, buys stamps and leaves.

10 minutes later another kiltie walks in. Again the comment and again the kilt wearer knows nothing about the other two.

This continues until their little brains burst.

Now that would be funny.

[Wompet]

OK, so here's what we need to do. We get as many kilties as possible, and send them into your post office one at a time, spaced 5-10 minutes apart, to buy stamps.

First guy goes in. Guards will immediately say something like "There's this other guy that wears a kilt in here". He claims to know nothing about it, buys stamps and leaves.

10 minutes later another kiltie walks in. Again the comment and again the kilt wearer knows nothing about the other two.

This continues until their little brains burst.

Now that would be funny.

I'll go in last, with my Homeland Security/Customs Class 1 uniform above and matching American Heritage kilt below.
The Federal Protective Service is fun to play with sometimes.

[Doc]

I'd road trip to be in on that.

[CameronTaylor]

Come on Dread, sewing up your own kilt is relatively easy. Alan H made the directions not only readable but understandable especially if your not sewing inclined. I willing to bet you could bust out a camo kilt and set the whole place afire.


CT -

ps: like the XMTS abbreviation, haven't seen it buhfor