I am one humbled drummer.

[LK-13]

how do you know you have a singer knocking on your door?
you can give him the key and open the door for him but he still doesn't know when to come in.

how many female singers does it take to change a light bulb?
just one, she holds up the bulb and the world revolves around her.

how many blues players does it take to change a light bulb?
just one, but all the rest of them will prattle on about how good the old bulb was.


yes i'm a drummer and we get picked on too much so there

[Caradoc]

yes i'm a drummer and we get picked on too much so there

And what do you call a bodhran player with a pager?

"Optimist."

(A friend of mine plays bodhran, and he tells me these jokes.)