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5th April 07, 08:20 PM
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Wow that IS bad! 
Now, Ladies & Gents of the Kilted Forum please allow me to present the next exhibit of “pretentious bad movie prologs” From the a for mentioned “Plan 9 from Outer Space”
"Greetings my friends. We are all interested in the future for that is were you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends; future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable that is why you are here. And now for the first time we bring to you the full story of what happened on the fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence, base only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places, my friend we can not keep this a secret any longer, let us punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about ‘grave robbers from outer space’!"
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5th April 07, 08:51 PM
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Yeppers, got Zardoz on DVD and VHS, I actually went to see it in its theatrical release.
So here's a few more guaranteed to cause retinal and/or brain damage...
Lisztomania - Roger Daltry is Franz Liszt! Saw this one at the theater too, yep gotta love the '70s.
Forbidden Zone - Hervé Villechaize as King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension. Music by Danny Elfman and Oingo Boingo. Also featured the Kipper Kids.
Herz aus Glas - Werner Herzog's strangest film ever... 'nuff said, heheh.
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6th April 07, 09:57 AM
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 Originally Posted by prairieson
So here's a few more guaranteed to cause retinal and/or brain damage...
What about John Carpenter and Dan O'Bannon's "Dark Star?"
Doolittle: "Storage Area 9 self-destructed last week, destroying the entire ship's supply of toilet paper."
It's not all that funny until you remember that this is a twenty-year mission they're on...
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5th April 07, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by drobin
Wow that IS bad!
Now, Ladies & Gents of the Kilted Forum please allow me to present the next exhibit of “pretentious bad movie prologs” From the a for mentioned “Plan 9 from Outer Space” ... My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about ‘grave robbers from outer space’!"
drobin,
I'll see your "Plan 9 from Outer Space" and raise you...
The Crawling Terror!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057970/
A movie that makes Ed Wood look like George Lucas.
Cheers 
Jamie
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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