For the benefit of Mr. Kilt
There will be a show tonight on X Marks the Scot
Hamish and Riverkilt will be there
Lots of kilties everywhere-quite a lot!
Over kilts and ghillies, plaids and flashes
Lastly through a barrel of real scotch!
To the hilt, Mr. Kilt will challenge the world!

The celebrated Mr. kilt
Performs his feat on Saturday at X Marks the Scot
Todd and Nelson will dance and sing
As Mr. Kilt does the Highland fling through the ring-he gives it all he’s got!
Messrs. Mike and Colin assure the public
Their production will be second to none
And of course, without remorse Panache dances the waltz!

The band begins at ten to six
When Mr. kilt performs his tricks without a sound
And Freelander Sporrano will demonstrate
Ten summersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kilt leans at a tilt.

with apologies to the Beatles

Cheers

Jamie