I was using the term as short-hand.
No offense is intended.

I LOVE the work Rab does, it is JUST GORGEOUS!!!
-On my "short-list" of things to get

Your's look good to, not even CLOSE to what I was referencing.

My intent:
Cheap bottle openers (with the handle actually shaped like a bottle, even) that would be "passable" as a sqian dubh-like alternative for those saving up for something nice.

HECK, getting used to a cheap one would ENCOURAGE a nice one. As one gets used to having a sock-worn bottle opener, one is more likely to pay $150 (or so) for such a work of art.