The way I answer depends on who, when, where & my mood. Given your case I probably would have said something like "my boots"
Others (all stolen) are:
A lady doesn't ask and a gentleman doesn't tell.
As you can see...my socks and shoes of course!
The usual.
Buy me a pint and I'll let you check for yourself!
Well, I don't want to brag...but this may be a turning point in your life!
Nothing is worn...everything is in perfect working order!
Only my wife knows.
If you want to check, you'll have to show me yours first!
If your hands aren't too cold, you can check for yourself!
How bad do you want to know?
The Lock Ness Monster!!! (stolen from tattoobradley)
A wee set of bag pipes.
Good girls don't ask. Bad girls find out for themselves!
Responses to men who ask The Question:
Haggis!!!
It's called "Regimental," dude. Google it.
Just what God gave me!
Usually the ladies ask that question. Hey! What team are you on anyhow?
I usually get up and where whatever I wore the night before.
Responses to men who ask, "Why are you wearing a skirt?":
Thanks for noticing. I get remarks from all the ladies!
It seems like most of the ladies here are wearing pants. So what I'm wondering is, why are YOU dressed like a woman?
It's called a kilt. Real men wear them. If I were your type, I would be wearing a skirt.
Now see, I just knew there would be one idiot that didn't know a kilt when he saw one. I guess that'd be you!
Just because you don't have the balls to wear a kilt is no reason to try to be insulting.
It takes a really secure man to wear a kilt. But, I'm quite certain you wouldn't understand.
Responses to people who ask, "Why are you wearing a kilt?"
Doctor's orders...no pants until the swelling goes down!
Some guys wear trousers. Others just need more room!
If women had a "package" between their legs, you can bet they wouldn't wear pants either!
Because the chicks dig it!
Once you try one on, you don't want to wear trousers anymore.
Originally Posted by Dirk Skene
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