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[Ayin McFye]

Very nice compolation of responses. I have used quite a few of those. My buddy Matt made a t-shirt that says on the back "Warning!!! Only Lipstick worn underneath kilt" Sometimes when asked he's modify that to be "Different shades of lipstick". But i agree with you, it all depends on who asks, where you are, and how much i've had to drink.

[GMan]

In those types of situations, when they are prim and proper, I usually tell them something like this; you seem to refined to ask those type of questions.