I'll echo Panache's comments...

Most of us who wear kilts like attention (or at least "deal with it") b/c the garment ITSELF gets a lot of attention.

For those of us who like LOTS of attention above and beyond the fact you're wearing a kilt, the Loud MacLeod fits the bill.

Ron MacDonald has several dozen kilts INCLUDING a Loud MacLeod. I hope he weighs in on this issue...