Mother Goose and Grimm

[James MacMillan]

One of my standard, now very old and boring jokes, when asked where I want to go to eat, is to say - "Let's go to the Scottish Resturant." Those who haven't heard the jokle before (no many now-a-days) scoff and say - "There are no Scottish Resturants!"

I then respond - "Sure, MacDonalds....."

yuk, yuk, yuk

sick yuk

[Mr. MacDougall]

"Let's go to the Scottish Resturant."

My group of friends often refers to it as "the golden arches supper club."

The chain actually started with a couple of drive-ins owned by the McDonald brothers in LA, before Ray Krok (sp?) bought them out.

[davedove]

One of my standard, now very old and boring jokes, when asked where I want to go to eat, is to say - "Let's go to the Scottish Resturant." Those who haven't heard the jokle before (no many now-a-days) scoff and say - "There are no Scottish Resturants!"

I then respond - "Sure, MacDonalds....."

yuk, yuk, yuk

sick yuk

In the movie "Time After Time", H.G. Wells (played by Malcolm McDowell) tells someone he has eaten at "That Scottish Place", of course referring to McDonalds.