One of my standard, now very old and boring jokes, when asked where I want to go to eat, is to say - "Let's go to the Scottish Resturant." Those who haven't heard the jokle before (no many now-a-days) scoff and say - "There are no Scottish Resturants!"

I then respond - "Sure, MacDonalds....."

yuk, yuk, yuk

sick yuk