Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[LordKiltClad]

Another Do "Beware of Floor Vents"

[Mr. Kilt]

Another Do "Beware of Floor Vents"

I had that happen to me on the Las Vegas strip last April. Unfortunately I wasn't quite as quick to grab the pleats as this fellow. I realized I was over the vent when the apron smacked me in the head!
Luckily it was very crowded on the sidewalk so very few people saw.

[Casper]

Another Do "Beware of Floor Vents"

Marilyn Monroe, you're NOT....

[McClef]

Maybe so but she didn't wear a kilt!

I found the steam vents in Washington DC and NYC fascinating - don't think we have anything like them here in the UK!