Subjected to 'racial abuse' while kilted - sorry if length and/or content offends

[laotou]

In situations like this I use what I call “The Look” others have referred to it as “Crazy Guy” or as my beloved puts it “The Serial Killer Look”. I can’t tell you how to do It. It is a none verbal thing. A step into their space, a slight smile. and an,” when ever you are ready attitude” is my best guess.. No talking, no clever rebuttal, just the look. In 60 plus years It has worked every time.

[benkilt]

on a 'lighter' note, a scotsman whilst kilted, made the mistake of sitting on his torch, he went to the doctor and asked his prognosis, 'well Jock,it looks pretty bad, but not to worry'
'what d'ya mean not to bloody worry?!' Jock exclaimed.
'Well', said the doctor, 'there's light at the end of the tunnel!'

[James MacMillan]

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