Swordsman jacket

[James MacMillan]

You chaps in the heat and humidity of "warmer climes" are very sensibly adapting your dress accordingly, to be more comfortable,whilst trying to stick to a theme.Any Scot from the past would have tried(not the same as succeeded!)to do the same in the circumstances.Go for it.

Wait a minute - He just paid us a complement!

[Jock Scot]

Wait a minute - He just paid us a complement!

Hi James,complements may be a bit thin on the ground if you were wearing those Hawaiian things though!

[James MacMillan]

Hi James,complements may be a bit thin on the ground if you were wearing those Hawaiian things though!

Now - everyone knows that you only wear the hawaiian prints with a solid color kilt! (which I don't have yet, so, it's been a long time!)

[Jock Scot]

Now - everyone knows that you only wear the hawaiian prints with a solid color kilt! (which I don't have yet, so, it's been a long time!)

Oh no,please no!

[Chef]

Now - everyone knows that you only wear the hawaiian prints with a solid color kilt! (which I don't have yet, so, it's been a long time!)

I thought you wore Hawaiian print shirts with matching Hawaiian print kilts?

[Jock Scot]

I thought you wore Hawaiian print shirts with matching Hawaiian print kilts?

Well it just goes to show my ignorance.I thought grass skirts were worn with Hawaiian print shirts,thanks for putting me right.

[Chef]

Well it just goes to show my ignorance.I thought grass skirts were worn with Hawaiian print shirts,thanks for putting me right.

You can only wear that if you belong to the proper Hawaiian clan.

[Jock Scot]

You can only wear that if you belong to the proper Hawaiian clan.

Just to clarify this point.Does this really mean that those shirts and grass skirts can only be worn by members of a proper Hawaiian clan?You do realise that we "The Hawaiian Print Police" could rid the universe of,perhaps, 95% of Hawaiian prints.