Man cold - humour

[McG]

That is the first time a hae laughed in 5 days, as a hae the dreaded man cauld, thought a wisnae gonnae pull through a even phoned NH24 which is maire fer emergency's and it wis a lassie on the other end o' the line, she didnae really understand how ill a wis. A hae had the wife running aboot the maw in law in bringing me hamemade soup , ma maw bringing me logs etc and even lichting the fire fer me it's been hell. A still hae it, so if ye dinnae here fae me in the next twa days a hae naw pulled through.

[James MacMillan]

Is cold medicine spelled W-H-I-S-K-Y?

Yes, but you must remember to put S-i-n-g-l-e-M-a-l-t-S-c-o-t-c-h in front of it!