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    Scottish Humour

    A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction.

    "£85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.

    "£85? Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"

    "That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

    "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"

    "That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off."

    Whit aboot if ye used wan o yer dentist trainees and still withoot
    the anesthetic?"

    "I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But
    the price could drop to £40."

    "How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer student do the
    extraction wae' the other students watchin' and learnin?"

    "It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "OK, I'll
    charge you £5. But it will be traumatic."

    "Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.
    "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

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    heh...very nice...

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    NOW THAT'S FUNNY!

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    Hilarious!

    But i'd wager he was in the day after the extraction for a set of dentures.

    Bill
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    does that 5 include the rolling pin that the wife will be chasing him around the house with?

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    Allright, I know where I'm copying this one, to.....

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    Good one!

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