What Makes a Kilt Formal?

[Raphael]

I'm sorry that you got a transmorpher for Christmas. I share your pain. When I first came to Canada every kid wore Levi's. Everyone except that homely little English kid with the sticky out ears and crooked teeth. I begged and and pleaded to be allowed to wear jeans and not just any jeans but Levi's. Well my mum, who worked at the Bi-way relented and picked up a pair for me. Chinese made, elastic waistbanded Golden Horse jeans. I got beaten up at school a lot more after that...

Levi's are overrated. I love my jeans from Costco.

[Macman]

I love my jeans from Costco.

Me too! (from one who also had to wear bargain pants with an elastic waist as a boy, but has gotten over the trauma by now wearing kilts).