Just a quick note on kids and adult humor. By the time they even recognize it they're old enough to understand it.
When they are too young to understand it, they probably won't even recognize it in the first place. It's we parents that get hung up on the details.


So, in the vein of "got my Christmas _______ done...." I am all done with Christmas shopping!

I've actually been mostly done for a while. There are a ton of November/December birthdays so we get all the Christmas shopping done before the birthdays. I had just the wife left to shop for, but I finally got her present on Thanksgiving day. (Kitchenaide Stand Mixer)

I'll probably pick up a few things here and there as they catch my eye, but I don't NEED to. I AM DONE!