Quote Originally Posted by pipesndrumsnun View Post
Hmmm...I have a great idea coming on here! Have your friend the accountant kick you repeatedly in the leg (which leg doesn't really matter, except for the fact that you'll want to take your ability to drive into account). Next, you say, "Gee, I either have to stay home for the next three weeks, come to work with nothing covering my lower extremities...or, gee, boss, maybe I could wear a kilt??"
This is a perfect idea.