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[Ozman1944]

When I first came to the States, folk would say; "Hi, my name's George & I'm part French, Italian & Cherokee" (???) etc. (Who asked???)
I always responded; "Well, EVERYONE seems to have raided Britain at one time or another, so I guess I'm a bit of EVERYTHING! But back home we're all just Australians".

[Prester John]

When I first came to the States, folk would say; "Hi, my name's George & I'm part French, Italian & Cherokee" (???) etc. (Who asked???)
I always responded; "Well, EVERYONE seems to have raided Britain at one time or another, so I guess I'm a bit of EVERYTHING! But back home we're all just Australians".

Wow. I'm sooooo sorry you met folks like that here.

How irritating.

Reminds me of a recent festival I attended. Someone came up to me (I don't remember if I was in my kilt or my cassock) and asked,

"So, what do you think of the crown."

I answered, almost flabergasted,

"I don't think anything about the crown. I'm American."