*grumble*....*snarl*

[James MacMillan]

Useful words for those who have the raw courage to attempt to sew (hand or otherwise) a kilt.

DRUNK,• adj, euphemisms include:

Ankled (Bristol), Basted, Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, Bernard Langered, Bladdered, Blasted, Blathered, Bleezin, Blitzed, Blootered, Blottoed, Bluttered, Boogaloo, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Burlin, Cabbaged, Chevy Chased, Clobbered, Decimated, Dot Cottoned, Druck-steaming, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk, Etched, Fecked, Fleemered (Germany), Floored, Gatted, Goosed, Got my beer goggles on, Guttered (Inverness), Had a couple of shickers, Hammer-blowed, Hammered, Hanging, Having the whirlygigs, Howling, Inebriated, Intoxicated, Jahalered, Jaiked up (West of Scotland), Jan'd - abbrev for Jan Hammered, Jaxied, Jeremied, Jolly, Kaned, Lagged up, Lamped, Langered (Ireland) [also langers, langerated], Laroped, or alt. larrupt, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, Liquored up (South Carolina), Locked, Locked out of your mind (Ireland), Loo la, Mad wey it, Mandoo-ed, Mangled, Manky, Mashed, Meff'd, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Ming-ho, Minging, Moired, Monged, Monkey-full, Mottled, Mullered, Newcastled, Nicely irrigated with horizontal lubricant, Off me pickle, Off me trolley, On a campaign, Out of it, Out yer tree, Paggered, Palintoshed, Paraletic, Peelywally, Peevied, Pickled, Pie-eyed, Pished, Plastered, Poleaxed, Pollatic, Rat-legged (Stockport), Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reek-ho, Rendered, Rosy glow, Rubbered, Ruined, Saying hello to Mr Armitage, Scattered, Schindlers, Screwed, Scuttered (Dublin), Shedded [as in " My shed has collapsed taking most of the fence with it"], Slaughtered, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered (Ireland), Snobbled (Wales), Snokered, Souced, Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Spiffed, Spongelled, Squiffy, Steamin, Steampigged, Stocious, Stonkin, Tanked, Tashered, Tipsy, Trashed, Trollied, Troubled, Trousered, Twisted, Warped, Wasted, Wellied, With the fairies, Wrecked, Zombied
and there must be more!

[ccga3359]

Useful words for those who have the raw courage to attempt to sew (hand or otherwise) a kilt.

DRUNK,• adj, euphemisms include:

Ankled (Bristol), Basted, Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, Bernard Langered, Bladdered, Blasted, Blathered, Bleezin, Blitzed, Blootered, Blottoed, Bluttered, Boogaloo, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Burlin, Cabbaged, Chevy Chased, Clobbered, Decimated, Dot Cottoned, Druck-steaming, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk, Etched, Fecked, Fleemered (Germany), Floored, Gatted, Goosed, Got my beer goggles on, Guttered (Inverness), Had a couple of shickers, Hammer-blowed, Hammered, Hanging, Having the whirlygigs, Howling, Inebriated, Intoxicated, Jahalered, Jaiked up (West of Scotland), Jan'd - abbrev for Jan Hammered, Jaxied, Jeremied, Jolly, Kaned, Lagged up, Lamped, Langered (Ireland) [also langers, langerated], Laroped, or alt. larrupt, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, Liquored up (South Carolina), Locked, Locked out of your mind (Ireland), Loo la, Mad wey it, Mandoo-ed, Mangled, Manky, Mashed, Meff'd, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Ming-ho, Minging, Moired, Monged, Monkey-full, Mottled, Mullered, Newcastled, Nicely irrigated with horizontal lubricant, Off me pickle, Off me trolley, On a campaign, Out of it, Out yer tree, Paggered, Palintoshed, Paraletic, Peelywally, Peevied, Pickled, Pie-eyed, Pished, Plastered, Poleaxed, Pollatic, Rat-legged (Stockport), Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reek-ho, Rendered, Rosy glow, Rubbered, Ruined, Saying hello to Mr Armitage, Scattered, Schindlers, Screwed, Scuttered (Dublin), Shedded [as in " My shed has collapsed taking most of the fence with it"], Slaughtered, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered (Ireland), Snobbled (Wales), Snokered, Souced, Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Spiffed, Spongelled, Squiffy, Steamin, Steampigged, Stocious, Stonkin, Tanked, Tashered, Tipsy, Trashed, Trollied, Troubled, Trousered, Twisted, Warped, Wasted, Wellied, With the fairies, Wrecked, Zombied
and there must be more!

Granted. There must be more.

[Panache]

Granted...

Granted? I'll have to remember that one.

Cheers

Jamie

[Livingston]

Granted? I'll have to remember that one.

Cheers

Jamie

Right. You're Granted when you've had so much to drink that you actually think a rubber chicken sporran will get you kilt checked.

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

Now there's your first mistake. You showed F-H.C.A.G. how to make an X-Kilt, now learn from her and get sloshed before making the damn kilt. The pleats will look fine...snip...

No, no, no! Get sloshed during, not before, the process!

Should I baste just the pleats - or the whole kilt and the wearer of it? It's getting close to fitting time...

w2f

He likes olive oil and balsamic vinegar, with just a little orange juice, salt, pepper, and garlic powder.

Useful words for those who have the raw courage to attempt to sew (hand or otherwise) a kilt.

DRUNK,• adj, euphemisms include:

...snip...Basted...snip...,!

See, here you can kill two birds with one stone-basted basting!

Granted. There must be more.

Yes, I agree that we should add Granted to the list!

Be well,

[CameronTaylor]

Ok, Alan is sewing Grant's kilt and Grant is sloshed with a rubber kilt checking chicken ???
I am SO glad I didn't try to read this last night ....



CT - and who the heck is Glen anyway ?

[ccga3359]

No, no, no! Get sloshed during, not before, the process!

Soooo much like my wife and the making of our first child! And might I add; the ashtray was cold !

Ok, Alan is sewing Grant's kilt and Grant is sloshed with a rubber kilt checking chicken ???
I am SO glad I didn't try to read this last night ....



CT - and who the heck is Glen anyway ?

OK let's end the confusion;

1. Alan, taking a page out of F-H.C.A.G's book, chooses to vehemently deny my very existence unless forced by me to acknowledge that I do in fact exist. Here, watch this- Star what time is it there? So I hardly think that Alan would take precious time away from beer-goddesses to build me a kilt.

2. Not even by a rubber chicken !

3. Glen is just plain evil. He is 1 foot shorter than I, no where near as gorgeous and has a kilt with three, yes I said THREE fringes on it. you may know as McMurdo. Makes me shudder just hearing that name.

I do hope that I have been of assistance.