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6th February 08, 09:16 PM
#41
Used a time or two by me:
"If you were enough of a woman to ever find out, you'd be too much of a lady to ask."
A word of warning: while the pretty ones laugh, the ones who aren't seem to take a bit of offense ; )
I used it on Monday night at a local club, and the bartender, overhearing, nearly dropped the drink he was mixing as he laughed. My interrogator wasn't quite as amused....
- The Beertigger
"The only one, since 1969."
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6th February 08, 11:12 PM
#42
If a woman asks, tell her she's got to tell you what she's got on underneath.
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7th February 08, 02:56 AM
#43
There's always - "Question 13"
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7th February 08, 03:27 AM
#44
This thread ROCKS! 
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7th February 08, 09:05 AM
#45
"Why are you wearing a kilt?"
"Because one of my legs is the same."
No typo, a variation of an old Annapolis duck response I believe.
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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7th February 08, 08:54 PM
#46
I got into this discussion with one of the neighborhood girls (about 7 y.o.)
Her: "Why are you wearing a skirt?"
Me: It's not a skirt, skirts are for girls. This is a kilt.
Her: What's the difference?
Me: How do you put a skirt on
Her: (Pantomimes pulling a skirt on)
Me: When I put on my kilt, I wrap it around me and fasten it (Not always true, but she didn't need to know that).
Her: My mom has skirts that she puts on like that.
Me: Why is your mom wearing kilts? Kilts are for boys.
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7th February 08, 08:57 PM
#47
 Originally Posted by kilted in seattle
I got into this discussion with one of the neighborhood girls (about 7 y.o.)
Her: "Why are you wearing a skirt?"
Me: It's not a skirt, skirts are for girls. This is a kilt.
Her: What's the difference?
Me: How do you put a skirt on
Her: (Pantomimes pulling a skirt on)
Me: When I put on my kilt, I wrap it around me and fasten it (Not always true, but she didn't need to know that).
Her: My mom has skirts that she puts on like that.
Me: Why is your mom wearing kilts? Kilts are for boys.
You do realize that had you not added that last line you would've been bested by a seven year old, happens to me all the time.
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7th February 08, 09:05 PM
#48
Originally Posted by ccga3359
A rainbow! 7 different shades of lipstick.
If she asks me what a Scotsman wear under...
Search me Luv, I'm English.
Grant, are you still carrying those different lipsticks with you?
When a woman asks my answer has been - "Good girls don't ask.....And I'm glad  "
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7th February 08, 09:09 PM
#49
Originally Posted by Livingston
Grant, are you still carrying those different lipsticks with you?
When a woman asks my answer has been - "Good girls don't ask.....And I'm glad "
Sporrans aren't just for cigarettes... I mean Good kilties don't ask  .
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7th February 08, 09:32 PM
#50
Why are you wearing a kilt? Answer: Why are you wearing pants?
At -30 degrees ...For the warmth.
For "the question":
from female: Do you ask every man about their underwear?, What is under your dress/skirt? What do you wear under your jeans.
from a male: Do you ask many men what is on under their pants?
Shoes and Socks., Your girlfriend's lipstick. Ask your girlfriend.
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